BREAKING NEWS🛑 Elon Musk To Purchase CBS After January 23th, Vows To Remove Wokeness From The Network

In a shocking (but not entirely surprising) move, Elon Musk has spoken out about the issue of “sanity” in entertainment. The tech billionaire, known for his cryptic tweets and controversial opinions, has pledged to buy CBS after January 23 and remove “sanity” from the network.

“It’s time to stop this madness,” Musk tweeted. “We need to bring humor and free speech back to television.”

Of course, Musk didn’t stop there. He also proposed a number of changes to CBS’s programming, including replacing “sanity” news programs with more “engaging” reality shows and increasing the presence of classic comedies.

“We’re talking about bringing back ‘I Love Lucy,’” Musk tweeted. “And maybe a few episodes of ‘The Three Stooges,’ too.”

The reaction on social media was mixed. Some praised Musk for “standing up for the truth,” while others criticized him for making “insensitive” and “divisive” comments.

“Elon Musk should focus on building electric cars and rockets instead of meddling in issues he doesn’t understand,” one Twitter user wrote.

“I agree with Elon Musk,” another wrote. “It’s time for some humor in our lives.”

It’s unclear whether Musk will actually buy CBS. But it has certainly sparked a heated debate about “wokeness” in the entertainment industry.

And in a related development, Musk also announced that he is developing a new test that can detect “wokeness.” “It’s called ‘The Woke Detector,’” Musk tweeted. “And it’s available tomorrow.”

We will continue to follow this story and update you as more information becomes available.