Jerry Seinfeld has reportedly cut all ties with ABC after witnessing what he calls “The most embarrassing debate in American history.”
“I will never work there again,” said the whiny idiot, “They have no respect for the news. How dare they fact-check Trump live and not Kamala? How is that fair?”
We asked ALLOD Politician Tara Newhole what she thought and she came down firmly on the side of the fictional Jerry Seinfeld:
“If the story were true, then Jerry would be right. ABC would be a loser company that lost all credibility by having moderators willing to do what Jake Tapper didn’t do. Since that’s not exactly accurate, or even close to reality, we’d have to support ABC.”
ABC’s vice president of production and response, Joe Barron, said he agrees with Newhole. “We’d be disgusted with ourselves, too, if the crazy conspiracies and excuses for their cult leader were real. Fortunately, there are 37 million delusional Americans, so we have a real reason to say ‘Don’t blame us all’ when people make fun of us overseas.”
It sounds a lot like you’re refusing to respond to this reporter, patriots, but since none of this happened on this plane of existence, I’ll be the mature one and let it slide.
